What! Do I look worried?

The other day I was listening to a news program where the commentators were discussing what constitutes a sex addict. On commentator said he was a sex addict on weekends but not during the week. His position was he was consumed and committed to fucking as much pussy during the weekend as possible. But during the week he was consumed with performing his day time job and therefore did not worry about being a sex addict.

Since I run a porn business, I am looking at people fucking and sucking all the time. Are these people having a lower quality of life? Are they worrying about their lack of sleep and rest or when death is close at hand?

Am I a sex addict since I operate a porn business? Am I a sex addict!! Do I have a lower quality of life because I  worry about lack of sleep and death?? Hell yes!!  Fuck it, I can’t let it bother me!

They have a great quality!

My conclusion is to quit worrying about lack of sleep, death and quality of life. Just enjoy more porn!!! This will take care of business at hand!!

BODACIOUS BJ

When I first started my porn blog almost two years ago, I was able to increases my Alexis traffic ranking to 500K, but then the traffic ranking leveled off.  The reason for this was I become frustrated with the progress I was making and quite frankly being overwhelmed by the amount of content and information available to porn blog surfers.

Also, I was running out of ideas to post to my porn blog. How many times can you ramble on about a guy getting a great blow job! The internet is flooded with images and words from traffic for porn all over the world. It is truly amazing!

I am not attempting to moan and groan about how difficult it has been to write a porn blog and to increase Goodhummer.com traffic ranking. It is my gig , and quite frankly I really enjoy it when I take the time to work on it.

My buddies tease me on the fact I have a porn business (www.goodhummer.com and BODACIOUS BLOWJOBS.com), but I also take a lot of pride in the fact I have attempted to take on this very difficult endeavor. There is tremendous competition for the porn surfers dollar, and as a result it is very difficult to increase the traffic rankings on a specific porn blog and porn website.

The BEST Blowjob Action on the Web

My attempt to market this blog is to follow the basic fundamentals to increase the traffic rank. (1) Write to the blog on a consistent basis (2-3 times a week). (2) Provide well written material along with keywords matching in the title and body of the post. (3) Offer high quality product for the porn surfer to purchase.

Also, I have attempted to keep the content of Goodhummer.com targeted to those who not only want good quality porn but also to provide current events, levity to the stresses that surround us and just to have some fun.

So in conclusion, I am going to attempt again to follow all of what I have done to make my porn business a success. And, hopefully all of you in the vast blogosphere will find my blog, log on so the Alexis traffic ranking improves,  and help me grow it.

BODACIOUS BJ

All for it!!!

“Many women who do not dress modestly… lead young men astray, corrupting their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi (an Iranian Cleric)was quoted last week as saying by Iranian media.

An enterprising young woman named Jennifer McCreight took this one step further to enlist the help of others woamn to show their cleavage for Boobquake in order to determine whether or not the Iranian cleric was correct in his assertion.

This is a nice story about also raising awareness of breast cancer as a result of the power of the Internet - The Iranian cleric asserting that a cleavage can create an earthquake, a young woman enlisting the help of others to create boobquake rallies and finally another avenue to bring awareness to breast cancer. Only in America!!

It Sucked!!!

It all came crashing down! As a result, the two rental properties were let go by one to foreclosure and the other in a short sale. We then negotiated  a payoff on the second mortgage on our principal residence along with a loan modification on the first mortgage which lowered the monthly mortgage payment on the residence by approximately $1,300 a month.

The rental properties reduced in value by over 50%. The amount of debt we carried on these two properties approximated $800,000. The negative cash flow equaled $800 dollars a month. Evidently, not the best decision in a bubble!

Here gag on This!!!

So, my wife and I committed ourselves to getting our financial house in order by following a budget. We have used our 401K plans to pay off second mortgages and credit cards to improve our monthly cash flow. Still there is much to do since there is more debt to pay off, but at least the deficit is much smaller then it was at this time last year.

It has been a very stressful two years. Last year I was laid off from work for three months, then was able to secure a position but at a 40% reduction in my annual salary. Hopefully, in 2010 my salary will increase which will also improve the budget and the deficit, so as to avoid deficit spending and pay back the money used from the 401K plans.

Hopefully, the fatcats in Washington can get their collective asses together, quit the bickering and back stabbing to ge this economy job started to create jobs and not rely on stimulus money to fuel the economy!

Bodacious BJ

The Asian body is so beautiful to admire. I admire the artist total concentration as he paints calligraphy on her body!

The finished product of the Body Art Calligraphy is very sensuous to the eyes. Such gorgeous nipples on this Asian beauty!

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On the Beach!

I am trying to keep my sanity here! Now the powers that be in Washington are suggesting a budget deficit task force, Another task force that is exactly what we need. What htese3 politicians really need to do is to stay in homes around the country, live the lives that ordinary folks are living, then they would see that a deficit task force is a waste of fucking time.

All I am trying to do in this madness is to promote the Big Titty Hall of Fame. There are abundant titties out in the world that would be great additions into the Hall of Fame. But being the student of what is going on in this country is is disheartening to me when I read such things as deficit reduction task force creation. Give me a break!!!

Sweet!

Attached are some more lovely lasses in various poses for you to salivate. The one redeeming quality to all this madness is the ability to salivate over a nice pair of titties. Firm, ripe and succulent are these big titties.

Take care and try no to get too overwhelmed!!!

Bodacious BJ

Included here are some pictures of big titted gals that could be considered on the first ballot. Some of these big tits I like and some I do not. But feel free to give me your comments and pictures. Then a group decision can be made to determine who we would like to see in the Big Tit Hall of Fame

Photo 1

The tits in photo 1 I really like. The breasts are firm with nice nipples and round areolas. Notice how the very big cock fits nicely in between. These are a great pair of tits to rest your head on. Obviously they are natural by the way they lay perfectly on the model’s chest. Sooo nice and succulent.

These are what breasts should look like. The steroid era had no affect on these lovelies.

Photo 2

The big tits shown in photo 2 are way out of proportion. It seems she may have been in the bathroom stall with Mark McGwire as he was suspected of shooting up steroids. Her tits are way too big and out of proportion to her slim body. They are just not natural!!!

If you laid your head on these big tits it would bounce right back up. Also, you would incur a neck ache from your head being in a bad position.

Photo 3

The cock sliding between the big tits into the awaiting mouth in Photo 3 would be a good nominee for the “envelope” category. With the models expectant eyes hoping for a big load of cum in her mouth, her big tits are just the right size to envelope  a big cock.

Well these are my first selections for possible election into the Big Tit Hall of Fame. Please let me know your opinion, and if you have Big Tits you would like to include send them over.

Who knows we may even get Mark McGwire to give us his selections on some big tits for the Hall of Fame. But we will have to promise no questions about the Steroid Era.

Bodacious BJ

Succulent

There is an intriguing article in the Sports section of the Sunday New York Times discussing the chances for Mark McGwire being elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame. Several sportscasters from around the country ruminated on Mark McGwire’s chances after his admission to using steroids.

The opinions vary greatly regarding this hot topic. They range from Mark McGwire being banished from baseball and enshrinement into the Hall of Fame, to accepting his apology and having a declaration made that the steroid era is officially over. It is???

Well this got me thinking. Am I really concerned whether or not Mark McGwire is elected into the Baseball Hall of Fame? Do I care that the Steroid Era is over? No, I am not. I have more important concerns.

Bombs

What is wrong with establishing a Big Tit Hall of Fame. It may not be as attractive as the Baseball Hall of Fame, but it could be just as exciting. Especially when formulating the requirements for entry.

Here are a few requirements I would suggest:
Size - At least 36 with supple firmness.
How acquired - Naturally, meaning no implants or other artificial means to acquire size
Nipple - How quickly does it erect upon stimulation
Areola - Nice and round to compliment the nipple. Can not be irregular in circumference.
Envelope - Ability to envelope a cock for extreme sensation.

Envelope

Any ideas and thoughts will be considered. Such as what type of plaque to be presented, and where would the Big Tit Hall of Fame be located.

This is lot more fun than fretting over the Steroid Era and whether or not Mark McGwire gets into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Bodacious BJ

For some fun, check out the NOT Monday Night Football XXX parody a Will Ryder comedy on Goodhummer VOD. It is worth the price of admission to watch a convincing imitation of Howard Cosell is portrayed by  Rick Madrid. The actor playing John Madden is weak but he has some funny parts.

The action is not the best when compared to other fuck flicks with the usual babe on babe and ass to mouth fucking.

Monday Night Football will never be the same after watching this video. Now you know what really happens when the players go in at half time.  Wonder why referees need instant reply to review missed  calls on the field? You will see in the referee’s booth.

Monday Night Football has been attempting to retain the magic it had on when it originally came on the air then transferred to cable television, and Howard Cosell became a household and water fountain topic in the seventies and early eighties. The producers of Monday Night Football seem to be onto something in 2009 and for the cable television viewers.

Bodacious BJ

This got me thinking of other sports not considered mainstream, and a part of our social fabric as Monday Night Football has become. How about Monday Night Roller Derby . I remember as a kid how fun this use to be to watch.  The jammers were just as vicious as the down lineman playing in NFL on Monday Night Football.

Roller Derby did not stick and eventually fell from our social conscious. Too bad because at one time it was right up there with professional wrestling in its excitement. Wrestling morphed into the phenomenon it is today while the roller derbies fell off the map. It became primarily a female domain with  just a few teams throughout the country.

So today, we have wrestle mania on TV pretty much every night and Monday Night Football durng the NFL season.

Referees have all the fun!!!!

But I have something new to offer. Roller Dollz on the Porn Access Network brought to you in high definition color!! Amazing and sexy!! This show will definitely fit the bill until Monday Night Football returns next year.

Roller Dollz takes scrumming to a new level. One of the clips involves a match between two rival roller derby teams. As the action heats up and the sexual frustrations come out it starts an outlandish and heated fuck fest. (Click on the images for a sample!)

They are having such fun!!!

The teams smash into each other, then a melee starts, and as the referees try to restore order - clothes get ripped off, pussies start getting licked and hot babes start sucking huge cocks. There is also great ass to mouth action to cure the biggest oral appetite. Do you like cum swapping? It is here!! The high definition video gives you the feeling you are in the stands watching this hot and sweaty fuck action.  It aint Monday Night Football!!!

Bodacious BJ